Joe Jonas Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before: Talks Penis Size, Losing His Virginity And Boners During Reddit AMA!
You’ll remember when the Jonas Brothers first came out, they had this wholesome image following them around. Their songs were meaningless and full of fluff, they had purity rings, they had a show on Disney…they were the boy band you tried to get your daughter to like.
But then they grew up, flushed the silly rings down the toilet, and put an end to their family band. The oldest brother, Kevin, stepped out of the spotlight and started a family. Middle brother Joe also took a break from Hollywood, but he has now returned and is currently killing it with his band DNCE.
And we all know what Nick is doing. He’s the one who wanted to go solo in the first place because he knew his career would take off.
Both Nick and Joe have rebranded themselves. They aren’t afraid to talk about sex now. During a recent Reddit AMA, Joe made it clear that all questions would be answered, and he certainly delivered. By the way, this was all to promote his new music video, Body Moves, so check it out at the top of this page after you finish reading his revealing responses to the questions below.
Which Jonas Brother has the biggest penis?
“[Me] I like to think so. Although, it’s not often that I’m in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn’t really tell you. But, I’d like the Internet to believe that I’m still killin’ it.”
Who did he lose his virginity to?
“I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.”
Did he get a boner while filming his latest music video with Charlotte McKinney?
“There was definitely some half chubbing going on during the video. I wouldn’t say a full blown boner, but I would say a haflie. I mean it’s kind of hard not to in that situation especially when you’re trying to be intimate, and also they put us in an elevator, me and Charlotte McKinney who I’m sure Reddit is very familiar with. They put her in an elevator with me and then they had kind of a hidden camera filming this whole time, and I had a great time doing the video.”
Has he ever hooked up with a fan?
“Of course I have. Ultimately, I hope the person I’m into or date would like the music I create. Are you asking if I’ve hooked up with somebody that’s been to one show before? Yes.”
“One being Daniel Craig. I have had multiple Daniel Craig birthday cakes in my life. One was a photo of him coming out of the water from Casino Royale and they made it into a cake. Obviously, Matthew McConaughey is one, too. I think he’s the man. So, between those two, there’s a lot of man crushing going on. Also, I’m pretty into this guy, Ken Bone, recently, tbh. He kind of takes top of the list for me. Depending on who he votes for. C’mon Ken, we’re believing in you. Don’t let us down!”