Mindy Kaling Not A Fan Of Sex, Prefers Making Out For Two Hours
Mindy Kaling is every man’s nightmare. The woman that only wants to make out. The woman that wants to get you loaded, but refuses to open up her shooting range.
The star and creator of ‘The Mindy Project‘ talked with Chelsea Handler the other night on her talk show. Handler asked Kaling if the reason her character has so much sex is because she loves to talk about it.
“I have that personality where I was such a nerd — I am such a nerd — that I can only enjoy those situations looking out inside. I’d be dead if I lived the life of my character. She drinks and dates like a party animal. She’s like Lindsay Lohan’s sex life, but she’s a doctor. It’s a TV show — that’s why it works like that — but it’s kind of fun because I don’t live that life.”
So what kind of life does she live? Well, we gave you a hint with the opening sentence. Kaling admitted to the audience that she would be perfectly fine with just making out for two hours…
[more…]“The problem with kissing, when you’re older than 16, you can’t kiss a guy for like two hours, which is like what I would want to do, because at a certain point, they’re like, ‘What is this leading to?’ And I’m like, ‘That’s it!’ I could kiss a guy for 90 minutes and be like, ‘That was great!”
I really hope she had on her hyperbolic lipstick when she said that. Kiss for two hours? I’d rather watch Judge Judy and give myself a handjob.
Not that there is anything wrong with kissing, but two hours with no reward at the end?
