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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are Back. Hef Welcomes the Runaway Brideback into the Mansion!

I thought Crystal Harris was cruel before but at least I was happy she didn’t marry Hef. She had the decency to break up with the man before the marriage actually went through.

This is the first time that I actually ever thought of Hugh Hefner as a tool. I know how he has the bunnies on his mansion an he pays for them etc. etc. That’s kind of “toolish” but he has the money and it’s just what he does. But taking this chick back….Come on Hef!

Don’t you remember she said he only lasted 2 seconds in bed and they only had sex once? She said that he didn’t even get completely naked.


Well Hugh took to twitter to explain,

“It’s Mary O’Conner that brought Crystal Harris back. Crystal was miserable & said so. Mary told Crystal to write & tell me, which she did,”

Of course Harris was on top of the world and she also took to twitter to tell the world,

“Happy to be back home at the Playboy Mansion with @hughhefner and our puppy Charlie. I missed all the love and laughs. Yes @hughhefner and I are back together. Yes I am his #1 girl again. Yes we are happy. Hope that clears up any confusion! Xo.”

I’m not sure who the number one girl was before but she has been replaced. I’m not sure if that causes any animosity but I would be super pissed. Hef seems to think everything in the mansion is under control. He also tweeted,

Shera & my other Mansion girlfriends welcomed Crystal here at dinner on Tuesday night, before playing games together. Getting back together with Crystal Harris shouldn’t be a big surprise, since I have a history of remaining close to former girlfriends.”

I’m not sure what he sees in Crystal but that 2 seconds of living he got from her that one time but have blew his mind!!

The two questions that always get asked when you read an article like this:

HOW OLD IS HUGH HEFNER? 86. Harris is 26.

HOW MUCH IS HUGH HEFNER WORTH? 43 million [source] [more…]For contests, gossip, exclusive coupon codes, and giveaways subscribe to our newsletter