Lady Gaga’s New Fragrance Leaked Online, Not the “Blood and Semen” That She Originally Had Envisoned.

Gaga marketing campaign for her new fragrance was ruined when photos of the new perfume bottle were leaked on line.  However with over 25 million twitter followers there is no such thing as a ruined marketing campaign.  It can all be fixed with 140 characters or less.


The more we now know, the less intriguing it has become.  When she first announced that she was doing a fragrance, it was going to be called “Monster” and she said that the smell would have a

“sense of blood and semen from molecular structures”.

Wow!  I was all in.  How were they going to do this? What would the marketing campaign look like, how scary would this bottle be?   Not that I would be wearing it, but I just curious.  I guess they had a hard time selling that concept to Macy’s & Bloomingdale’s’ because  the leaked pictures show an uneventful bottle artfully shaped called “fame”.

Then Gaga goes into her most annoying Gaga-type description, with an embellishment of the ingredients,

 “tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops”.

That is literally what the box says!

Sounds a lot different than blood and semen, however she did get to keep one distinctive selling point; the fragrance itself is black.  As soon as it applied to the skin it vaporizes so it does not leave any visual traces. That’s pretty sweet.  But let Gaga explain it and she says,

dark shade is meant to symbolize the black soul of fame.


The black soul of fame is the $140 million dollars you made in the last two years, and the shade is the killing you are about to make on this little bottle of black stuff.   I know the lil monsters hate me for talking bad about their most highest but I just hate it when people put down what has “made them”.  Just like I tell the guy complaining about his job at Taco Bell, if you don’t like it here, UPS is hiring.  Otherwise stop complaining.

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