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50 Cent Explains how his Level 6, Bullet Proof SUV Saved his Life

As we reported earlier, 50 Cent had a run in with a Mack Truck on the Long island expressway and his SUV won! Fif weighed in stating exactly what happened to MTV News,

“We spun off into the rail. We would’ve flipped if it was a regular truck, but the truck weighs over a ton because it has additional stuff in it, It did more damage to the Mack Truck than it did to my truck, ’cause I got a level six; it’s a bulletproof vehicle. It’s the same standard as what they’re moving Obama around in.”

“We were just riding down the LIE and a Mack Truck – he said he lost control of the vehicle later to police officers because his load shifted. He tried to brake, his load shifted, and he lost control and he ran into the back of the truck.”

After the accident there was internet buzz suggesting that Fifty arraigned the whole thing as hype for his new album. These rumors, Fifty dismissed with simple common sense (and math)

“Trust me, I have enough money to not hit myself with a Mack Truck to try to get a few dollars. What’s the thought process on this? It makes no sense to me.”

If you are wondering how much a bullet proof SUV would cost, I did a little shopping for you.
How about a 2011 Cadillac Escalade with only 500 miles on it.
$350,000. BTW – that’s a level 7. Able to withstand an AK-47 and M-16. Here are some additional features
• (4) Door partially operable windows
• Electric shocking door handles
• Flashing front strobe lights
• 4-Camera DVR security system
• Overlap protection
• Radiator protection
• Siren/loudspeaker
Here are some photos:

If you were shot 9 times, I’m pretty sure this is how you would roll to!

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