‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Sex Tape?

Geez, someone really needs to help this girl before she completely hits rock bottom. You could tell she was headed for this just by watching her on, ‘Teen Mom.’ After all, the poor girl has two crazy ass parents, the father of her child died in a car accident two months before the baby was born and now she has to deal with assholes like us, the media.

Recently, we wrote about the Teen Mom’s wild night at a club in in Nebraska where she was pictured half naked, dancing and making out with other girls. Farrah was also arrested earlier this year for DUI where she blew a .147 on the breathalyzer test, which is twice the legal limit. Well, it now appears like things are going to get even more complicated for the troubled reality star. TMZ is reporting that a sex tape is currently being shopped around. The video was apparently filmed recently, so reports claim that she was 21-years-old in the video.

Reports claim that the tape shows Farrah and a male companion getting down and dirty for a good 30 minutes. The video promises to show “full on” sex and includes multiple positions and decent lighting! The person selling the tape (possibly the dude on the video?) has already shown it to some of the biggest porn companies on the market and wants to sell this thing as soon as possible.

Let this be a lesson to everyone out there; never tape yourself while having sex. Your partner might pressure you, but don’t give in! Plus, do you really want to watch yourself having sex? You’ll just sit there and obsess over all your flaws. “Why did I make that face? Ugh, I look so stupid when I make that face. I bet he hates me!”