John Salley Penis

NBA Legend John Salley Has Biggest Penis In The World?

You all remember John Salley, right? The NBA legend who managed to become a C-list actor?

Well, a porn star by the name of Lisa Ann went on the Howard Stern show last month and told everyone that John Salley has the biggest penis she has ever seen. She didn’t go into details about the monster, but she was definitely impressed by it.

And since she is a famous porn star, you kind of have to take her word for it. We’re sure she has seen thousands of dicks in her life, so she really is an expert in the field of cocks.  In fact we did a little digging and found out that she has been in 533 films and directed 53, so I think saying that she is an expert might even be an understatement.  She is a GURU.

Anyway, a TMZ cameraman met up with Salley last night in Los Angeles and asked him about his $5 footlong…

As you can see, he’s certainly not denying it! Although, what guy would deny such a thing? You never disagree with someone who is telling you that you have the biggest penis they’ve ever seen.

I wish a porn star would spread that rumor about me, but I guess that would require me actually having sex with one and I don’t think that will be happening anytime soon.

But a boy can dream, right?