George Zimmerman Will Participate In Celebrity Boxing Match Against Undetermined Opponent

America is still debating the George Zimmerman trial. Did he murder Trayvon Martin or did he fire his gun out of self defense? We’re not here to debate that again, but I think we can all agree that George Zimmerman is a pretty terrible person.

Look at that f–king face. You can’t tell me that you wouldn’t love to punch him right in the mouth. He just looks like someone who would steal your lunch money in school and then fart on your history book.

Anyway, celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman offered George some money to fight in a celebrity boxing match, and George has agreed to do it. Why? Well, because he loves the attention and he’s been training in the boxing ring lately. Maybe he finally realized the correct way to defend yourself against a teenager.


According to the promoter, his opponent has not been picked, but he did say that George is open to fighting a black person.

“We’re not looking at it as a race thing … We haven’t discussed purple, yellow, white, black.”

The match will be aired on Pay-Per-View on March 1, 2014. And there is actually an email account set up for the match.

You can send a message to fightgeorge@hotmail.com if you’d like to beat the sh-t out of Mr. Zimmerman.