Tila Tequila Announces She Is 10 Weeks Pregnant…Seriously!

We have some horrible news to share with you all today. Tila Tequila has announced she is pregnant with her first child. She announced the shocking news on Good Friday in a Facebook post.

“Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant!” She wrote on her wall. “I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way!”

We have to imagine she’s the only one feeling joy and happiness. Everyone else is just worrying about this poor baby that’s going to have Tila Tequila as a mother. Once she realizes she can’t turn the baby off at night, she’s going to drop the little thing off at a fire station.

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Would you like even more bad news? She announced on Twitter that there could be two babies inside her!

That’s great. Give her another life she can f–k up. I wonder if she’ll dress up her baby in Nazi gear?