Avril Lavigne Shows Off Body In Tiny Bikini Down In Mexico (PHOTOS)
We have several bikini photos of Avril Lavigne to share with you all, but before we unleash them, we need to go over a few rules.
- No touching your computer screen
- No touching your penis
- No touching your vagina
- No touching your butthole
- Don’t even think about touching any of those things
- Exit immediately if you have an inappropriate thought
- Don’t look Avril directly in her eyes
- But also don’t stare at her breasts or ass
- And most importantly…have fun.
- Every list needs to end with 10
Okay, now that we have all the legal stuff out of the way, let’s get to the photos!
Avril Lavigne decided to take a break from charging her fans almost $400 to take incredibly awkward photos with her. She spent a few days on the white beaches of Cancun.
Every single time I see Avril, I just automatically start feeling sorry for her. Not because everyone hates her because she makes herself out to be a huge bitch.
I feel bad because she’s married to Nickelback frontman, Chad Kroeger. Can you imagine? I would probably be just as angry as her if I was forced to sleep next to Chaddy Krueger.