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Rich People Problems: Justin Bieber is Seeing a Therapist for $600 per Hour!

While most of us are thinking that Bieber needs a belt to his butt, we have to realize that “The Biebs” is an adult now. At age 20, a punch to the face is more appropriate and Orlando Bloom tried this but it didn’t seem to work. He is now taking a more cerebral approach to self-improvement and is seeking therapy.

Biebs mom, who was worried about his recent troubles urged Justin to seek out help. She thought that his behavior would eventually ruin his career (and her retirement) so she pleaded with him to seek professional help.

In efforts to comply with “Dear Mommy”, Bieber has hired, famed Los Angeles shrink John Kenyon. The thought is that Kenyon could help him get his impulsive behavior under control. Typically there is a waiting list for Kenyon’s services longer than Bieber’s list of recent misbehaviors but Bieber was able to use his celebrity status to jump right to the front of that line and treatment is rumored to be going well. Bieber meets with Kenyon often more than one time per day and when he can’t meet in person they have therapy sessions over Skype. [more…]

Sources say,

”Kenyon’s so booked up he doesn’t normally take on new clients but Justin used his name to skip the three-year waiting list.  It’s too soon to tell if it’s having a positive effect , but the fact that Justin has kept it up and passed the first batch of sessions speaks volumes.  If he hates something he’s not normally the kind of person to stick it out.”

That last statement is so annoying. If he hates something he not normally the kind of person to stick it out. UGHHH. Spoiled, petulant brat. But the reality of the situation is two things:

  1. Justin weather you want to admit it or not, is talented,
  2. Justin weather you like it or not is rich. Filthy Rich.

At 20 years old with a net worth estimated at 20 million, if I hate something I’m not doing it either. I can’t really blame him. In fact, I would dedicate my life to not doing things I hate.

Let’s see if John Kenyon can save the Biebs from Douche-ville.